Rum tee tum: Oh No!
This is a post about the Archers,as I've just finished listening to the Sunday omnibus edition.
I was wondering why they don't give the programme a makeover using that annoying guy who does the Geordie voice-over on Big Brother, his accent's only slightly less believable than Ruth's.
The programme would then go like this:
8.04am, Rooth is in the dairy room, weeping over Clover. David is Noowhere!
12.07pm, Sid is making homophobic remarks in the Pump Room, to Mike and Ed.
13.03pm, Joolene is in the kitchen, where she's woorying aboot her Baked Alaskas
14.07pm, Brian is in the lambing shed, where he seems to be asleep, no doubt dreaming aboot Shivyawn.........
I was wondering why they don't give the programme a makeover using that annoying guy who does the Geordie voice-over on Big Brother, his accent's only slightly less believable than Ruth's.
The programme would then go like this:
8.04am, Rooth is in the dairy room, weeping over Clover. David is Noowhere!
12.07pm, Sid is making homophobic remarks in the Pump Room, to Mike and Ed.
13.03pm, Joolene is in the kitchen, where she's woorying aboot her Baked Alaskas
14.07pm, Brian is in the lambing shed, where he seems to be asleep, no doubt dreaming aboot Shivyawn.........
posted by apprentice at
1:23 pm
3 Comments:
I've not been a fan sonce Grace died (fifties) but sometimed I catch that accent which makes my dkin crawl.
Oh this brings back memories from childhood and listening to Radio 4 on the whiny wireless in our house. I love your witty update!
Thanks, it was not appreciated on the Archers messageboard lol!
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