Twinkle Twinkle poems

I caught these on the website of performance poet Jude Simpson, anyway just to lower the tone I decided to write my own topical one. Here in the UK premium TV telephone quiz lines have been exposed as a big con, often the chance of winning has gone long before the lines are actually closed - so here's my little twinkle ditty. Feel free to add your own.

Twinkle, twinkle telly quiz
We all know now you’re a swizz
Silly questions drew us in
To compete and maybe win
Twinkle, twinkle, telly stars
Stick your quiz up your arse!