Twinkle Twinkle poems
I caught these on the website of performance poet Jude Simpson, anyway just to lower the tone I decided to write my own topical one. Here in the UK premium TV telephone quiz lines have been exposed as a big con, often the chance of winning has gone long before the lines are actually closed - so here's my little twinkle ditty. Feel free to add your own.
Twinkle, twinkle telly quiz
We all know now you’re a swizz
Silly questions drew us in
To compete and maybe win
Twinkle, twinkle, telly stars
Stick your quiz up your arse!
Twinkle, twinkle telly quiz
We all know now you’re a swizz
Silly questions drew us in
To compete and maybe win
Twinkle, twinkle, telly stars
Stick your quiz up your arse!
Labels: twinkle twinkle
posted by apprentice at
8:09 pm
3 Comments:
BOOM-BOOM !(bum-bum ?)
Yea, now you mention it, those fingers do look like that old picture.
Regards
tony
Hi Tony. Yes bum-bum indeed. I don't think I've ever phoned one of those numbers, but I heard of a guy with learning difficulties who ran up 9K on his phone bill.
They were saying o the radio that most hosts on ITV are a percentage of the phone profits.
Anyway what the capital of Wales?
A Cardiff
C Cairo
C Caracas
Text your answer to
Myslushfund666
:)
yea, i forgot about the toilets!Do they still have those urinals! I hope they have none of those stand&sqat indoor lavvies!?Maybe Cardiff would be a better option....................
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home