Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Britain's good at it

I followed a trail from Jonny B's blog to discover that Britain is excelling in a new genre of writing, no not chicklit, Briget's big pants are old hat, no the in thing is young females blogging exclusively about very casual sexual encounters.

If we're that good at it I say let's make it a new Olympic sport so at least we can pick up a few medals, as in: "A Titarse wins the blonde, sorry the gold, for best kiss and tell with tuck and somersault".

The trail first took me to some daft bloke's blog, where he was defending a woman's inalienable right to tell all on the internet. (I wonder if he was one of the two characters in Men Behaving Badly who used to get off on the idea of lesbians scrapping.) Off course it is their right to do it, but they shouldn't start bleating when the red top papers get on their rather obvious trail and try to out them, especially if they've already signed a book deal. The tabloids are fighting to stay afloat, and some might have gone under already were it not for this type of story and Big Brother. While the Lebanon burned the Star had 9 pages on BB.

The actual blog in question is a big disappointment, no better than silly soft porn really, where the TV repair man immediately gets his kit off to tweak the lady's big knobs.

But it's good to know this is what the sisterhood fought for. I'm sure Simone de Beauvoir would have approved.

I wonder what random advertising the site generates, the telephone numbers of the STD clinics I hope. I also wonder if it's just a London thing. It would be very hard to be the only casual sex blogger in the village, cos you'd run out of material fairly quickly, well in the winter anyway.


Blogger Life of a Banana said...

No comment about the mentioned blog.

12:59 pm  
Blogger apprentice said...

I've no beef with the blog at all, good luck to her, it's just I can't believe people get hurt and surprised when they stir up a feeding frenzy. And I worry that they also hurt themselves without knowing it.

1:13 pm  
Blogger Life of a Banana said...

I wrote a post about it. All her adoring fans flooded to my blog and attacked me. I had to delete a lot of the comments.

Well, this girl is delusional and she's crying on blogosphere to get attention. Basically she's an attention seeker.

I saw a photo of her and she's not even remotely attractive. I guess a slut doesn't have to be beautiful.

I bet she's delusional and invented an alter ego for herself.

2:17 pm  
Blogger apprentice said...

Thanks for the heads up. Its not personal, if not her it would be someone else. I just want people in general to aspire to a bit more that's all.
Blogs remind me of an old office building I worked in, we looked out onto a crappy street which had a ruined building on the other side. Quite often people would settle in the doorways over the road and take a dump! Somehow they screened out our 15 floor office block with its 1,000 workers and its enormous plate glass windows. Blogs are like that, people get in this comfort zone thinking it's only them and pals who are watching.........

2:52 pm  
Blogger chiefbiscuit said...

Wow that is just so ... well ... you said it all so much better than i could've in my flabbergasted state.Yep I too wish people would just make more of themselves and their life. (Good simile btw!)

10:23 am  

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